Instagram: @felixvayner
you know you’re fucked when you’re in love with the way they fall asleep
(via mis3rybiscuits)
HA HA HA. yessssss thank you sooooo much for getting us a good grade on our group project. yesssssss thank you so much you are sooooo brilliant idk what we would have done without you
why don’t you stop complaining about our professor giving us a review rather than a study guide. why don’t you focus on studying instead of complaining and be grateful he even gave us a review you little shit.
HMD
- me: Babe, what does your mom want for Mother's Day?
- babe: I asked her and all she said was another grand kid, a girl.
- ................
- um...NO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA







